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♠♠♠Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.♠♠♠

http://prntscr.com/t5ig7r dead at lvl 90

I DON'T FOLLOW THE RULES. YOU DON'T HAVE TO EITHER.
#1. Don't overbid me. Somebody else will.
#2. If you want to hit me take the number and wait.
#3. If you want to hit me more than once you'll get
... discount. Pay for 2 and get 3. And that's not all.
... If you hit me 3 days in a row you get 1 day for
... free.
#4. I have overbid you. I'm terrible sorry.
#5. I have hit you. Please, I'm feeling bad about it.
#6. I've taken you money away. It's better me than your... wife. I'm much cheaper.
ACHIEVEMENTS: I'M STILL ALIVE.
I wont wast your time on arena wins because I will own them all!
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my donkey genital upon thee
Foaming MrEtymology2U unloads all his pent-up girth upon his enemy......
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
20 Facts About me

1. Boss does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Boss goes killing.
2. Boss and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.
3. Boss beat a wall at tennis. Yes. A WALL.
4. Boss can delete the Recycling Bin.
5. Boss died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
6.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Boss.
7. Boss is the only one who can "try this at home."
8. Boss always asks for the same Christmas gift: A box of SCU and a sledgehammer.
9. Boss's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Boss will not take crap from anyone.
10. Boss has counted to infinity - twice.
11. Boss can kill two stones with one bird.
12. Boss once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
13. Boss can predict the shuffle on his IPod.
14. When Boss plays any video game, God mode automatically turns on.
15. Only once has Boss ever cried. The only survivors were a bunch of animals and some dude named Noah.
16. Boss's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Boss.
17. Boss can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass, At night.
18. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Boss allows to live.
19. Once a cobra bit Boss's leg. After five days of executing pain it died
20. Boss sleeps with a night light. Not because Boss is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Boss.
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HaPPyHunTTinG!!!
##GT